I No Longer Speak English


Though I guess I can still write in English, as evident by this blog post. Now, I’m not positive, but I suspect that I have lost the ability to speak in my native tongue. In reality it’s only one possible theory as to why what has been occurring in my house today has been occurring. Actually scratch that, what has been happening in my house the whole latter half of the week.

My kids no longer understand me. Then again, over the last few days they have had a hard time even acknowledging that I’m speaking to them, let alone understanding what I’m telling them. So maybe it’s not that I’m no longer speaking English. Maybe I have wandered into some odd classic Twilight Zone episode where, though I keep talking, no one can hear me. Yes, that seems much more likely.

Heaven knows that it can’t be because my kids are six and four. It can’t be that because even though they are great kids, most of the time, that there aren’t times when they turn into absolute stinkers. Does it make me a bad mom to say this? No, I think it just makes me a mom.

What are your theories when it comes to selective hearing for your children? And also, please leave a comment. Cause the whole Twilight Zone theory kind of freaks me out a little. So it would be nice to know that even though Ive become invisible here at home somehow on the Internet I do in fact still exist.

OK, time to get the kids to clean up for dinner….

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. kiwimeg
    Sep 27, 2009 @ 03:41:43

    I hear ya!!!

    Reply

  2. Meghan
    Sep 27, 2009 @ 05:21:21

    Glad to know it's not just me! LOL

    Reply

  3. Katie
    Mar 23, 2011 @ 13:05:11

    I actually have a dress that looks just like your little girl’s in that picture 😛 I’m like 20 though, so that’s what weird 😛

    Reply

  4. Katie
    Mar 23, 2011 @ 13:07:58

    I have a dress that looks just like your little girl’s in that picture 😛 I’m 20, though, so that’s what’s weird about it :P. and I don’t think I speak English either most of the time, bcuz pretty much everyone ignores me when I try to talk to them. 🙂

    Reply

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